I went to hospital with a fever. You would think that would mean that I had a temp of 108°F and was hallucinating, but no. I had a temp of 100°, and I went to the hospital. This is the norm in Japan appearntly, that when you are sick, you go to the hospital. yippie? only took three hours for them to stick a q-tip up nose to see if I have Influenza A, or as I know it, SWINE-OHMYFUCKINGGAWWWD-FLU. Luckily, the test came back negative, but because I had only had the fever for three hours, the doc said I should come back the next day, cause it could be too early to tell for sure. Low and behold, one day and another three hour wait later, the new doc says that because I had been taking Tamiflu, there was no reason to test me. The solution: treat it as if you have swine flu. Just to be safe.

And here I am, third day in. House arrest. Confined to my room.

Come Tuesday, when i am free, I wont want to leave! Its gonna be like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption, I am too used to these walls! I wont know what to do on the outside!

Maybe I will become Hikikomori.... (see link) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori